Woody Way
(From the Songbook of Public Forgetting)
By Eddie Glenn
Hey, Woody Guthrie, I’m in your home-state
Woody, gotta tell ya, man, the roads are not great
They don’t like wastin’ their money on taxes
I busted my bladder, and broke both my axles
Woody, all your old neighbors vote red
Now, don’t get excited ’bout what I just said
It don’t mean the same as it did in your day
It just means they take in a lot more than they pay
Now, Woody, tell me, is that the Woody Way?
When I got to your hometown, my money was spent
So I found a piece of ground, and I set up my tent
In the mornin’ a fella came ’round in his truck
He said, “This land is MY land! You owe me twenty bucks”
Woody, you would not believe this is true
They’ve got a big festival named after you
They play all your songs, and they smoke lots of dope
They make bank sellin’ hippies home-made flavored soap
Is that the Woody Way? Some folks would say, “Nope”
Woody, I went walkin’ all through your hometown
There were thousands of guitars and banjos around
The Chamber of Commerce director shook my hand
Then he sold me an album of his favorite band
Hey Woody, I’m sure you’d be thrilled to have found
They took the billboard that said, “Woody’s a Commie” down
Okemah’s a lot different than when you were here
All the people here love you, one week a year
Now that’s the Woody Way, Woody, I fear